cats, dogs, chickens, husbands, kids, poop and a motorcycle, oh my!

I have to be the most patient understanding wife alive. all my animals i've talked about..my son.. my husband who happens to be high maintenance, probably worse than me;) and now i've managed to somehow walked into a house thats sorta turned into a garage shop. in my living room, I happen to have a motorcycle thats all torn apart. my husband managed to somehow convince me to help him push his motorcycle into the house, and now all these parts and pieces and stuff is scattered around the living room. so i have cats and dogs and chickens and a son and a husband with all of his motorcycle bits and pieces, and chicken poop. *sigh*